Cannibal Badgers

OK, epic rides. D. Bratton from Team Mack puts together a ride every spring called "Darrell's Excellent Adventure" ie: "Hannibal the Cannibal" out of Hannibal, MO. This is an out & back, 70 mile ride "through the hills". I drove the sag car last year, as I was still in a cast and walking with a cane, so no riding for me. The ride

Did I mention there are hills? We went out with a group of about 25 of us, leaving from one of our team sponsors house, Dr. Burton of Midwest Orthopedics.
Well, I can tell you, there are hills in them thar hills. After the first 17 miles, I mentioned to the "A" group, that these were tough, and I hope that's the worst of it. The response? Smiles, and something to the effect of "Steve, you haven't seen hills yet"
Oh Boy. I think I am in trouble. Needless to say, I backed off from there. Paced myself, and did just fine. The final twist of the ride was the turn off into Lovers Leap, a 2 block, 17% grade climb, which is barely walkable, less rideable. Needless to say, I dug into my suitcase of courage, after 68 miles of hills, and did it. Whew!
Badger Update: Well, since 4/1, The Badger has been M.I.A. Oh, he says he has been on a business trip, vacationing somewhere warm, visiting relatives at The Badger Den etc. All I know

is that he has NOT "badgered" up on his bet that I am aware of. I think he's afraid to come back to Central Illinois, head hung low, defeated by The Turtle.
I spoke to him the other day on the phone, and he mentioned his whereabouts, somewhere on the east coast. I promptly called the town where he will be staying, and informed them that there will be a rabid badger visiting soon, and they need to inform the town folk. To be aware & all, just in case he goes wild or something.
Hey, I figured that if he's not going to "badger" up on his bets, I can harass him until he does!
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